Announcing the Corn Syrup Emulation Engine

The Syrup Emulation Engine is getting a serious upgrade.


Powered by the High Fructose Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning Rendering Pipeline (HFAIMLRP), the Corn Syrup Emulation engine will be fully compatible with all 6-bit games.  


With a backend boasting blockchain, Web 3, NFTs and other popular technologies, it will be easy to achieve as many as 9-12 FPS with almost no graphical artifacts for short periods of time till the game is forced into rest mode.  


Implicit Conversion’s CEO explains:

“We feel the time is right for next-gen emulation tech.  Soon, gamers will be able to enjoy the entire library from the 6-bit era on their favorite console, as long as that console is a PS6 Pro or above.”


Witness the power and might of Corn Syrup Emulation in AAAA games such as “Shift Happens”, as demonstrated in the video below:

Completely real footage of the Corn Syrup Engine in action

With so few frames per second, gamers will have plenty of time to make split decisions and compete among the best in the world.

One. More. Thing.


Gamers won’t have to wait long for this bleeding edge technology.  

It will be released just in time for the holiday season in Q3 2036!



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